Thoughts/Discoveries of the day...

-enviga burns less calories than excercise
-the words quota and quotient are not interchangeable
-playground sand does not, contrary to popular belief, cause cancer
Lata Hatas

I would like to make it very clear that Edible Staples were my idea. Sometimes when I am just sitting and thinking hard enough these things come to me.

On another note today at work someone called me to tell me they (and I quote) "lost their thinking cap". Basically, he asked me to figure out the area of a rectangle with which wasn't quite a rectangle. After a solid 5 minutes of discussion I came to the conclusion that he was sort of describing a trapezoid. Instead of whipping out those Geometry skills I put him on hold for 10 minutes finished up a game of solitaire made an uneducated guesstimate. I don;t think it is appropriate to ask someone else to put on their thinking cap simply because you misplaced or in the case of a certain someone purposely forgot your own.

In other news the oh so wise Tony shared a lovely tip with me this week... Don't bother registering your car, boat, or moped (in Tony's case) simply slap on a strip of red duct tape write 07 in sharpie and call it a day. Why you ask? Who knows... its Tony.

Also I apologize for my absence all you avid readers out there. I know you've been upset with me but don't worry I'm back.

P.S. J spotting on a dock in Scituate. She almost drowned when she leapt back in fear.

Love Ya

WTFLIP???

Celebrity news: Someone please inform me, what is hot about Matthew Mcconaughey?

He was recently named by People magazing as one of 2007's sizzling and single bachelors. Ok, fine, the single part is nearly undisputable. But sizzling? This guy admits to not wearing deodorante, and he is always sweaty!!!! Ick. Also, he never, ever wears clothes. Things that are sexy: clothing. Things that get old: public demi-nudity. I get it, you have sweet abs. That's another thing--all this man does is exercise, in the nud. BLAH!! Go save an orphan or something if your so bored with your celeb lifestyle.

My real question, though, is why are more people not making fun of this guy? He is obviously more self-absorbed than Harry Potter in book 5, plus HE SMELLS!!

Don't tell, but I really loved The Wedding Planner.

C'est moi la blonde

Bonjour tout le monde. Je vais bientot a la belle Paris!! Or is it beau? Do cities have gender? Of course, every flipping thing in French has a gender.

Anyhow, it's true. I'm off to lovely Paris in only a short day. Oh my.

I am going on-my-ownesque and am anxious to hear any tips, favorites, or suggestions you might have. What does a girl do alone in the city at night? Je ne sais pas, but you might.

Bisous, I look forward to your wisdom!!!

Hero Shoutouts!!!

Here's a big shoutout to the firemen who helped rescue S' keys from her locked car at a certain suburban hotspot earlier this week. Too bad none of you were attractive and young, but props for arriving so fashionably in a large, red fire engine. Also, your technique is magnifique!

INGENIOUS!!

You know what's the worst? I do. When you make a delicious wrap or burrito, but then the flavorful sauce leaks all over your hand and the vegetables start to slip out the bottom. Damn. Also the worst, when your s'more crumbles or when your sandwich falls apart in your plasic bag (very economizing of you, brining lunch instead of eating out).

Right now I'm totally bummed out thinking about all these things that are the worst. Oh wait!! The Special Sauce (who is not me, because writing, or worse talking, in third person is a travesty) invented a solution to all these occurences: Edible Staples. Now when I first heard this idea, I thought it was tres stupid because I imagined lots of kids in classes licking the corners of their most recent packet. But this is not the case! Edible staples are food products that staple together other food products. Just imagine, now, with the help of edible staples, you can seal the bottom of that delicious wrap so none of the yummy goodness escapes. Fantastic.

WORLD