Feelings

I am distraught. K-Love is mean. Love, The Special Sauce :(

Special Sauce= Shamefull

Hi fair everyone!

I am seriously enjoying my final days in beautiful greece. After a great few days with the fabu Donger fam on the isle of Corfu, Art and I jetted to Athens for some fattening up at the hands of Yiayia. You know what's less than ok? That's right, being a vegetarien. Oh well...

Sorry the special sauce has not been taking care of business. Obviously she is a fairweather blogger. Currently I don't have a huge amount to report, besides that egg and olive oil in your hair does not make it overly shiny. Oh, and also, Art and I managed to find all the Greek youths. They were at the Internet cafe all along!!

Gabor Love

Hi speicial sauce!! Im so glad to hear that about the purse on the leash. I trotted out that newest trend just the other night in Budapest. How Continental!! It was quite the hit with a young group of scotts. Maybe the northern isles is where we ought to be looking for fashion forward thinking...

I hope all is well back in the homeland. Europe is so awash with fashion faux and faux pas that I feel eternall overwhlmed. But I get ahead of myself. What I really wish to discuss is the new folk legend and cult hero who has been quietly toiling at the humble adress of 18 Dobrentei Utca in Buda. Unfortunately, I am running out of time here in by peaceful croatian internet cafe, but know that there is far more to come about this gentle champion of the youths. Ciao!

Apologies dear readers...

I am so sorry for not posting sooner its just that without KLove I am forlorn. I float alone on my innertube in the sea of misery.

Anyway, thrilling news!! Guess who embraced the purse on a leash trend. You'll never guess. Seriosly never. Ok I'll tell you our lovely friend Karl Lagerfield of Chanel... scope out the newest Chanel runway show on youtube for some footage of purse sur une leash.

Mes cheres amis

Je departe bientot. Don't be too sad. I'm off to the land of starlets and communism. And also to Budapest, and Bari, and Greece. Really only croatia is the land of starlets and communist. Too bad.

Please, put pressure on the Special Sauce so that she brings her A game while I'm gone.

I would say goodbye in Croatian, but it's too hard.

If I were a cinnamon peeler....

Celebrity Crush!!! I have one.
Naveen Andrews. Only I think it's less of a celebrity crush and more of a character crush.
Anyone want to second me?

bonus: How are Naveen Andrews and cinnamon peelers connected?

Dios Mio

I have returned from la belle ville de Paris and hqve oh so much to recount to you all! Here it goes:
1) In belle Paris, in-line skating is in. In-line skating!!!!!!! for those of you who are not grasping the seversity of this situation, this mens ROLLER BLADING! Also, in a crazy turn of events, french roller-blading men still manage to be totally attractive. Example: a sexy french roller-blader asked me where a nearby tabac could be found. So struck by his rolling sex appeal, i pointed in, oh yes, the wrong direction. Mon Dieu!!
2) In the city of lights, boys dress up to go out. Yes, yes, yes skinny little black suits are the name of the game, and I am more than ready to play.
3) Parisiens have yet to let go of leggings. Fashion forward? I think not. But they do employ flats in a very commendable way.
4) Garcon-auperes exist.

Apologies

I apologize for the last post. It seemed like a great metaphor when I wrote it 2 minutes ago. Once again, apologies. I will try to reel in my use of metaphor next time. Also share your thoughts on Faux-Mitzvahs with me...

ehhh

Being a cultural critic is ever so taxing. Everyone demands so much of me. I am always expected to say something influential and meaningful. Today I'm simply not in the mood. Last night I ate questionable sushi from the lovely Milton Marketplace. This experience has inspired a certain amount of questions. Such as... What is the meaning of life and why is raw fish ever so tempting? In the end I came to the conclusion that life, contrary to popular belief, is not like a box of chocolates. Life is like the spicy tuna roll from the fruit center. Almost delicious when fresh and devastating when old and tired. Sometimes ginger can mask that questionable-ness of the sushi but nonetheless it remains.

Peace Love and Special Sauce

Jubilation

Lords and Ladies,
K-Love remains out of the picture in France alors j'ai besoin d'ecrire chaque jour qu'elle n'est pas ici avec moi. Which inner thoughts should I verbalize today? Hmmm. I am having trouble finding my muse so I might have to get back to you later, but until then I have a little poll.

Faux Mitzvahs: In or out?

Challenge of the Day

Use the following words in a sentence together.

1. moist
2. existential
3. tawdry


On your mark. Get set. Go.