It's Official!

A legit academic described Aeschylus' Elektra as a bitty.
That's right, a BITTY.
I didn't even know she went to Barnard.

Broma, ladies, much love.

The City Read my Though Bubble!!

Pleather...what do we think? Maybe I should say feather, since the french inspired faux feels far more refined than the emblem of modernity, plastic, but that's beside the point. I say fabu because it looks like leather but with none of the guilty aftertaste of dead animal hide. Not that I don't wear leather. But I shouldn't. But I do.

So a few days ago I decided to debut my adorable new black leather jacket. I was, and still am, a little worried it might make me look minorly too lesbionic, but hey, it's the price I pay for dressing like a bonafied badass. Anyways, I put together quite the cute little outfit, pull on the piece-de-resistance jacket, and head for the mean streets of NYC. Mean streets, like the stepmom from the LL Parent Trap mean. Here's why--the city flipping stole my idea! Not only did I see something like ten black leather jackets within my first five minutes dehors, but I actually saw THE EXACT ONE I was sporting. Blaspheme! Granted, it was from H&M...but still, city, cut me a break.

CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW LONG IT'S BEEN!!

Hello everyone!
How much have you missed me? A lot, I'm sure, but don't worry, because I've missed you too.

As many of you know, I'm currently residing in the fair city of New York. Wow, right? So from now on, I'll try and update you all on the goings on in the life of me in the big city. Many we can get la rouge to do the same for the country...maybe.

p.s. Does anyone remember that show Caroline in the City? It literally just flashed though my head. Weird. Don't worry, my life isn't like that.