P.S.

The blog is back with a vengeance.

Trendwatch??

Short Hair.
I know you've heard the buzz. Short hair is all le rage, but did you know KLove is convinced her decision to chop it all off inspired legions of followers including celebs such as Katie Holmes and Rihanna.
I am not sure I agree.

Trendwatch

Day's Hottest Trend: Answering your cellphone in the library.

It makes fur look like community service.

It's official!

Whose in charge of declaring a recession?

I should know this, but I don't. Anyhow, this most recent trend statement is nearly as belated as the recent recession declaration, which apparently tend to happen a year or two after recession becomes a reality. Shit, right? I had no idea.

Anyhow, what's big right now, in the pre-spring weeks of late march? that's right! TEMP TATS!! they're the perfect little something to draw attention to the first skin that begins to peek out from underneath the sweaters and fleeces of this icky winter months. What better way to chic that thrity seconds under a wet compress?

I, personally, am a diehard fan of the tit tat, though forearm is quickly becoming a fave of mine, Be sure not to overlook what will undoubtedly be named this years tat innovation: the neck tatoo. Modeled earleir this month by non other than miss A. Shaw, its unique quirk and allure will make it a craze in the months to come. I imagine.

Please, if you don nothing else, avoid the tramp stamp. I don't even know if u can get temps that trashy.

Now when it comes to the subject of your tat, be sure not to feel pigeonholed by the traditional stegasaurus (sp?) whose popularity has reached kitch-levels in the past few weeks. I recently purchased, in addition to dinosaurs, pirates and horses. OoOOoo! I have also seen some great artwork, as well as vintage designs. Can jellyroll tatoos be far behind?!?

I hope not!!!

R.I.P.

It's Spring and I've been Born Again!

So much regeneration!

I recently had a rather traumatizing experience involving the death of my much-loved computer, the silver sharp. As I leaned over its cold and powerless body, deperately pressing and re-pressing the power button, slowly realize that he was truly gone, somewhere in the abck of my mind I made a promise to the cosmoses: if we get out of this in one piece, i will start blogging again.

I got out, silver sharp did not. My hope is that he is currently being dismantled somewhere in Quincy, Massachusetts by some computer-man who is beign payed to care about the thousands of songs beingheld captive by the lifeless form that is my harddrive. Triste. Anyhow, I decided to re-restart blogging regardless. Plus, this is looking like a fun and funny season to be tapped into the interweb: trends galore!

So stay tuned you, you who just accidentally stumbled onto this blog for god knows what reason. You just made the best mistake of you life.