Celebrity news: Someone please inform me, what is hot about Matthew Mcconaughey?
He was recently named by People magazing as one of 2007's sizzling and single bachelors. Ok, fine, the single part is nearly undisputable. But sizzling? This guy admits to not wearing deodorante, and he is always sweaty!!!! Ick. Also, he never, ever wears clothes. Things that are sexy: clothing. Things that get old: public demi-nudity. I get it, you have sweet abs. That's another thing--all this man does is exercise, in the nud. BLAH!! Go save an orphan or something if your so bored with your celeb lifestyle.
My real question, though, is why are more people not making fun of this guy? He is obviously more self-absorbed than Harry Potter in book 5, plus HE SMELLS!!
Don't tell, but I really loved The Wedding Planner.
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