Ideas that were less than good

After an eventful weekend catching rays on Lucy Vincent, taking moderately paced strolls, and eating my fair share of chilmark's finest chocolate, I thought I'd recount some ideas had by a special friend, which were less than good.
1. Mixing chocolate lactaid with a small gulp of rose.
2. Resealing the bottle of rose with wax from the citronella candle.
3. Toasting bread over that same citronella candle.
4. Eating said bread.
While we all have ideas that are less than good, thoughtful consideration of the consequences of one's actions can easily prevent disasters such as the napkin fire of 2007. In fact, I have been known to toast a marshmallow or two over a citronella candle in a pinch. Despite the lingering cough spurred by the citronella flavored marshmallow, I accept that once in a while it is not so bad to have an idea that is less than good.