You know what are devils? Bikes. They are devils: 1) when you are walking 2)when you are driving 3) when you are remembering a dabolical (sp?) encounter that took place when you were either walking or driving. When you are walking a bike is devilish because it can run you over, and sometimes it comes very close to doing so. When you are driving, a bike is devilish because you could hit it, which would generate inordinate amounts of guilt and therapy time.
Unfortunately, everyone this bikes are quite angelic because they save so much energy and have almost zero carbon emissions. Even I think bikes are angelic. Dammit.
So in short, watch out for devil bikes. They'll get you.
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